summertime! (´∀｀●) i'm still not accepting that one year has gone by
♥: after dark
♬: soria moria
Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.
A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.
EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES MILKSHAKES, RIGHT? THIS MILKSHAKE IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HEAVEN, SO BE FUCKING PREPARED TO EAT THAT SHIT!
WHAT YOU NEED: 5-6 BANANAS, ALMOND MILK, SOY YOGURT, AND HONEY (OPTIONAL, I ONLY USED IT ONCE AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IF YOU’RE A VEGAN MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T NEED IT, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING GOOD).(IF YOU’RE NOT VEGAN, GREEK YOGURT IS FINE!)
I SUGGEST THE SILK BRAND ALMOND MILK, THAT SHIT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE SOFT ASS FABRIC COATING YOUR THROAT ON THE WAY DOWN.
FIRST, YOU SHOULD WRESTLE YOUR BANANAS TO A GLORIOUS MOUNTAIN TOP, OR, IF MORE CONVENIENT, TOSS THOSE BAD-BOYS IN YOUR FREEZER. I SUGGEST LEAVING THEM IN THERE OVERNIGHT, BUT AS LONG AS THEY’RE FROZEN, YOU’RE GOOD.
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR BANANAS OUT OF THE FREEZER, THE OUTER SKIN SHOULD BE A BROWNISH COLOR. IT’S ALRIGHT, DON’T WORRY YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER, THE INSIDES ARE STILL EDIBLE. TAKE THEM OUT AND KNIFE THAT BROWN SHIT OFF, THAT, MY FRIEND, IS NOT EDIBLE.
JUDO-CHOP YOUR BANANAS UP AND THROW THEM INTO A BLENDER.
NEXT, POUR ABOUT ONE CUP OF ALMOND MILK INTO THE BLENDER, FOLLOWED BY 2 HEAPING SCOOPS OF YOGURT (AND IF YOU WANT, A SMALL AMOUNT OF HONEY. SORRY, I DON’T REMEMBER HOW MUCH, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD FOR FLAVOR LATER THOUGH, SO DON’T WORRY).
NOW, BLEND THAT SHIT TOGETHER! IT SHOULD BE PRETTY THICK AND ULTRA CREAMY, AND TASTE REALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS! WHEN YOU’RE DONE EATING IT, DON’T WORRY, YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
Hades and Persephone, finished ! Like I said before, I based it on Klimt’s kiss. Hope you like it as much as I do :)
Sansa was a lady at three, always so courteous and eager to please. She loved nothing so well as tales of knightly valor. Men would say she had my look, but she will grow into a woman far more beautiful than I ever was, you can see that. I often sent away her maid so I could brush her hair myself. She had auburn hair, lighter than mine, and so thick and soft… the red in it would catch the light of the torches and shine like copper.
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.