summertime! (´∀`●) i'm still not accepting that one year has gone by

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lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

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ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

shevrlock:

MINIMALIST SHERLOCK

fuckingrecipes:

EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES MILKSHAKES, RIGHT? THIS MILKSHAKE IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HEAVEN, SO BE FUCKING PREPARED TO EAT THAT SHIT!
WHAT YOU NEED: 5-6 BANANAS, ALMOND MILK, SOY YOGURT, AND HONEY (OPTIONAL, I ONLY USED IT ONCE AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IF YOU’RE A VEGAN MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T NEED IT, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING GOOD).(IF YOU’RE NOT VEGAN, GREEK YOGURT IS FINE!)

I SUGGEST THE SILK BRAND ALMOND MILK, THAT SHIT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE SOFT ASS FABRIC COATING YOUR THROAT ON THE WAY DOWN.


FIRST, YOU SHOULD WRESTLE YOUR BANANAS TO A GLORIOUS MOUNTAIN TOP, OR, IF MORE CONVENIENT, TOSS THOSE BAD-BOYS IN YOUR FREEZER. I SUGGEST LEAVING THEM IN THERE OVERNIGHT, BUT AS LONG AS THEY’RE FROZEN, YOU’RE GOOD.

WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR BANANAS OUT OF THE FREEZER, THE OUTER SKIN SHOULD BE A BROWNISH COLOR. IT’S ALRIGHT, DON’T WORRY YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER, THE INSIDES ARE STILL EDIBLE. TAKE THEM OUT AND KNIFE THAT BROWN SHIT OFF, THAT, MY FRIEND, IS NOT EDIBLE.

JUDO-CHOP YOUR BANANAS UP AND THROW THEM INTO A BLENDER.

NEXT, POUR ABOUT ONE CUP OF ALMOND MILK INTO THE BLENDER, FOLLOWED BY 2 HEAPING SCOOPS OF YOGURT (AND IF YOU WANT, A SMALL AMOUNT OF HONEY. SORRY, I DON’T REMEMBER HOW MUCH, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD FOR FLAVOR LATER THOUGH, SO DON’T WORRY).

NOW, BLEND THAT SHIT TOGETHER! IT SHOULD BE PRETTY THICK AND ULTRA CREAMY, AND TASTE REALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS! WHEN YOU’RE DONE EATING IT, DON’T WORRY, YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.

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yummymeats:

beauty

How to make your own deodorant.

How to make pigtails without a part.

How to make your own fragrances.

How to have Game of Thrones hair.

How to make horn buns.

crafting/sewing

How to make a lolita dress.

How to make bloomers.

How to make a dress form.

How to make glass lanterns.

How to make comic shoes.

How to make cute hair bows.

How to sew some neat skirts!

How to make plastic keychains.

How to make cosplay armor.

How to make lip stain.

How to make a giant squid.

How to make a flower crown.

movies

Pixar movies.

Hayao Miyazaki movies.

Disney movies.

Dreamworks movies.

Movies to watch when it’s raining.

Great science fiction movies.

art

How to draw correct proportions.

How to draw/shade faces and folds.

How to draw animal noses.

How to create skin tone palettes.

Fashion inspiration.

How to draw bat wings.

Hairstyle inspiration (for girls).

Good typography fonts.

How to draw boobs.

How to shade (water and cell).

Instant art assignment.

Pretty cool ideas.

How to make a repeating pattern.

life

How to pack luggage.

How to work out like a dork.

How to fix your sore throat.

How to answer a job interview.

How to always get the best deals.

How to dress to the nines.

How to disappear.

How to go on a cute date.

How to not get raped.

How to bypass expensive wifi.

How to balance a checkbook.

How to catch shinies.

How to fight.

food

What can I cook?

Vegan recipes.

How to cook ramen.

How to handle your leftovers.

How to make Harry Potter Drinks.

How to make good spaghetti.

How to make hummus.

How to make green smoothies.

How to make a salad.

How to cook with tofu.

How to make eggs.

How to make dildo popsicles.

feeling crummy?

You’re worthwhile.

Letting it out doesn’t have to leave a scar.

Your emotions are valid.

It’s a beautiful world.

Take care of yourself (ftm).

You are beautiful.

(No matter what you say.)

You’re the best!

How to live.

Lot’s of people love you.

You’re wonderful even if you don’t see it yourself.

You deserve to relax.

Slow down.

This earth is incredible.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

Hades and Persephone, finished ! Like I said before, I based it on Klimt’s kiss. Hope you like it as much as I do :)

gameofthronesdaily:

Sansa was a lady at three, always so courteous and eager to please. She loved nothing so well as tales of knightly valor. Men would say she had my look, but she will grow into a woman far more beautiful than I ever was, you can see that. I often sent away her maid so I could brush her hair myself. She had auburn hair, lighter than mine, and so thick and soft… the red in it would catch the light of the torches and shine like copper.

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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umqra:

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